![Personally, I'd choose pirate.
Personally, I'd choose pirate.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
![Although, practically mandatory
for a pirate.
Although, practically mandatory
for a pirate.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Although, practically mandatory
for a PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
![- You were a pirate once.
- No, I was a smuggler.
- You were a pirate once.
- No, I was a smuggler.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
- You were a PIRATE once.
- No, I was a smuggler.
Game of Thrones Season 4, Episode 3
![...or wander the high seas
as a stateless pirate.
...or wander the high seas
as a stateless pirate.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
...or wander the high seas
as a stateless PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
![I am a pirate. I'm an excellent pirate.
I am a pirate. I'm an excellent pirate.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
I am a PIRATE. I'm an excellent PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 2